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Let's see now....... I am the slave to all my bills and I'm trying to figure out this web design stuff. In my free time I try to follow the New York Mets, the 2-Time, 2-Time Defending World Champion Detroit Red Wings, the Chicago Bears , and the Detroit Pistons . We have NO major pro sports in Hawaii so I get to pick and choose my allegiances(okay, so I'm a wrestling mark too). Lucky we have ESPN or I'd never get my scores!!
- My Computer (a PC, of course)
- Movies!!! (The Matrix is a MUST-OWN)
- Music (Rap IS NOT Music!!! Say "Cool Rap" really fast---that's what rap is)
- My part-time job doing grunt work for www.intimate-encounter.com
- My car
- Fish
- South Park
- Playstation
- AND, of course, MY VAL
and there are a lot cause I'm a grouchy kinda guy!!
- Mongans---we know who they are
- Bitchy people who yell at customer service people
- Bosses who jerk you around
- Jobs that suck
- The Phantom Menace (aka The Empire Craps Out)
- Hondas and Acuras
- Druggies
- Smokers
- "Butt"-heads---Where do you think all those cigarette butts go when you toss them out the window? Oh yeah, I forgot that the Great Cigarette Butt comes and takes them away!!!
- SPAMMERS MUST DIE!!!
- Sportscasters on FOX2 who think they're all that, but are actually just a big, dumb, ugly, bald, haole.
- Bounced checks
- Rap is crap!!!
- Apartment life (smokers and mongans have a LOT to do with this)
| American Pie | The Matrix | South Park |
| Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me | From Dusk 'Til Dawn | The Long Kiss Goodnight |
| Aliens | The Mummy | Armageddon |
| Con Air | Grosse Point Blank | Star Wars |
| The Princess Bride | History of the World Part I | The Goonies |
| Raiders of the Lost Ark | The Three Musketeers | Revenge of the Nerds |
| The Usual Suspects | Batman | Young Guns |
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